Kate and I put on an unbecoming show of snark yesterday for all the celebrities trooping through George Clooney's Hope for Haiti Now telethon. I know. It's terrible. I'm not proud. What could be worse than mocking a celebrity just because they are attempting to do something good for earthquake victims? But Madonna has just had so much work down. And Clint Eastwood looked so downright scary (was someone electrifying his hair with a Van De Graf generator?). Then Justin Timberlake came on with singer Matt Morris to perform a version of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah. We had just about time to squeeze off one joke before being utterly silenced.