
Actually it's a Canadian kid named Justin Bieber who sounds like he's come off Canadian Idol. He was born in 1994. Imagine that. 1994. Amazing. But somehow he recalls that long-vanished era when a cartoon Jackson five shoot hoops with a cartoon Harlem Globetrotters, their only concern whether to teach the world to sing or buy it a coke.
Ha! That's when Boat was born. So weird that '90s babies are actually, like, becoming real people now.
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