Mar 18, 2010

Michael Lives! (Except he moved to Canada)

Actually it's a Canadian kid named Justin Bieber who sounds like he's come off Canadian Idol. He was born in 1994. Imagine that. 1994. Amazing. But somehow he recalls that long-vanished era when a cartoon Jackson five shoot hoops with a cartoon Harlem Globetrotters, their only concern whether to teach the world to sing or buy it a coke.


  1. Ha! That's when Boat was born. So weird that '90s babies are actually, like, becoming real people now.

  2. Tell her she'd better get cracking on that first single...