Undecided about your pizza?

Still undecided? Try ordering some pizza. It's the easiest way to decided our vote according to a new poll from Domino's Pizza. It confirms exactly what we already knew: Republicans are greedy big spenders living on false credit, Democrats are experimental dilettantes, waited on by the underclass they purport to represent.

REPUBLICANS

• Spend more per order than other consumers.
• They rely on credit cards to pay more than other consumers.
• They tend to order two large pizzas at a time, and they're usually specialty pizzas.
• They are more likely to order online, and more likely to pick up their orders.
  

DEMOCRATS

• Rely on delivery more than Republicans.
• Pay cash more than other consumers.
• Like more variety with their orders, opting for side items, chicken and beverages more than Republicans.