Wolcott on Piers Morgan: masterful

"The real object of Morgan’s lustful attention wasn’t the Kardashian breasts, but the Kardashian brand, which he seemed to covet with mystical awe. Their ability to merchandise themselves, to commodify their every whim—this was the Cleopatra secret he sought. It made for a lobotomy session of conversation, since few things are more boring than hucksters talking about their brand." — James Wolcott, Vanity Fair