
Apr 29, 2011
Wedding highlight: the household cavalry

Apr 28, 2011
The summer blockbuster goes retro



The film is a prequel to the first three movies,[2] set during the early 1960s, with John F. Kennedy as president of the United States. X-Men: First Class parallels the history of the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Civil Rights Movement. The villains of the film will be the Hellfire Club.[3]
That is followed in July by Joe Johnstone's Captain America: The First Avenger.
In 1942, Steve Rogers is deemed physically unfit to enlist in the U.S. Army and fight the Nazis in World War II. Volunteering instead for Project: Rebirth, a secret military operation, he is physically transformed into a super-soldier dubbed Captain America. With sidekick Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan), he fights the Red Skull (Hugo Weaving), Hitler's treacherous head of advanced weaponry, whose own plan for world domination involves a seemingly magical object known as the Tesseract.[9]
This seems important for several reasons. First: improved production design. The blockbuster has been succumbing to terminal rust for years now; rare indeed is the summer movie which doesn't mudde through a monotone palette of mud browns and apocalyptic grays, as if the producers had accidentally left a Terminator in the wash. Either than or things are too anonymously hi-tech, the heroes encased in wall-to-wall tungsteen, like Iron Man, living out his antiseptic playboy fantasies in an minimalist Malibu apartment. The gleaming new or the irretrievably skuzzed-up: these are the two looks. When Downey jr took in some flickering old super-8s, featuring a dapper John Slattery as his father, it pointed a way out of the impasse, one going through the offices of Sterling Cooper Draper & Pryce, as Matthew Vaughn has realised, too, in the casting of January Jones in X-Men First Class. With her Hitchcock blonde looks and ice-popsicle manner Jones is practically a period detail unto herself, at least as much as the Dr Strangelove-style Pentagon, or Kennedy-era lapels. Secondly: a brief halt to the cinematic arms race. The use of the cuban missile crisis as a backdrop in X-Men is telling. We passed Mutually Assured Destruction at the movies many moons ago. Halfway through the Matrix trilogy, I worked out that given the infinitely downloadable resources of both Neo and Agent Smith there was no reason, theoretically, why those movies need never end. Both they, and we, were trapped in an eternal loop of oneupmanship, a closed circuit of endless escalation, from which we would never be able to escape. And so it proved. Taking us back to the second world war (Captain America), or the cold war (X Men), constitutes a rejuvenatory return to a period when plots came in smaller, more maneagable sizes and a nuclear bomb going off actually mattered, if only for reasons of historical continuity. Each film must leave the world exactly as the history books found it — a worthwhile discipline and a useful way of stemming megalomaniacal plot swell. Last but not least, you will not wish to slit your wrists after watching them. Recent years have found cinemagoers clamoring for an end to war-on-terror subtexts (The Dark Knight), debates on the efficacy of torture (Star Trek), and jingoistic celebrations of war in the middle East (Transformers) alike. The retro blockbuster instead signals a return to the innocent boosterism of the forties and fifties — the golden age of comics — when superheroes wore the American flag unironically, busted Nazi /Communist balls without having to worry about blowback, and stood astride the globe like the gentle giants of the American psyche they were. America gets its own origins story — a psychic reboot.

Apr 27, 2011
QUOTE OF THE DAY: Jennifer Grant

"Dad somewhat enjoyed being called gay. He said it made women want to prove the assertion wrong." — Jennifer Grant in her memoir Good Stuff: A Reminiscence of My Father, Cary Grant
I do wish he hadn't done that

"I think this should have been done long ago. Because a president has to put his public responsibilities before his pride and his privacy. That's the price of the job - to defuse or debunk conspiracy theorists or just skeptics with all the relevant information you have." — Andrew Sullivan*
I disagree. Firstly, it's been enormous fun to see the GOP self-destruct over the last few weeks. Trump is an enduring comic creation, worthy of Swift. Secondly: the same degree of proof that suffices for caucasians should suffice for African-Americans. Essentially, Obama has been forced to show his papers. Thirdly, I've just seen Trump on TV, crowing over the power he's just been handed ("I'm proud of myself"). For a brief second, he seemed less a figure of fun and more an actual living, breathing candidate. I'm sure it will pass but still. Lastly, nothing will see the end to this issue.
*For what it's worth I think the only reason Sullivan is taking this position is to reverse-engineer the legitimacy of his position re Trig Palin
REVIEW: The Killing (AMC, Sunday 10pm)

Apr 26, 2011
REVIEW: The Belle Brigade

Apr 25, 2011
Reading the pocket literature

"The documents meticulously record the detainees 'pocket literature' when they were captured: a bus ticket to Kabul, a fake passport and forged student ID a restaurant receipt, even a poem... If a prisoner had a Casio F91W watch, it might be an indication that he had attended a Qaeda bomb-making course where such watches were handed out — though that model is sold around the world to this day. Likewise the assessment of a Yemeni prisoner suggests a dire use for his pocket calculator: 'Calculators may be used for indirect fire calculation such as those required for artillary fire'." — The New York Times
QUOTE OF THE DAY: Donald Trump
“The world laughs at us. They won’t be laughing if I’m elected President.” — Donald Trump
Apr 24, 2011
Sudden death flame-outs: Amis on Hitchens

"He thinks like a child (that is to say, his judgments are far more instinctive and moral-visceral than they seem, and are animated by a child's eager apprehension of what feels just and true); he writes like a distinguished author; and he speaks like a genius.... As a result, Christopher is one of the most terrifying rhetoricians that the world has yet seen....The prototype of Deep Blue was known as Deep Thought. And there's a case for calling Christopher Deep Speech. With his vast array of geohistorical references and precedents, he is almost Google-like; but Google (with, say, its 10 million "results" in 0.7 seconds) is something of an idiot savant, and Christopher's search engine is much more finely tuned. In debate, no matter what the motion, I would back him against Cicero, against Demosthenes." — Martin Amis on the wit of Christopher Hitchens
Why then, in all of the examples that Amis quotes, is Hitchens merely rude? Don't get me wrong. I like rudeness. I'm British. Being rude is practically my patriotic duty so the following exchanges naturally bring a lump to the throat.
1. TV host: "I can't understand a word you're saying."
Hitchens: "I'm not in the least surprised"
2. Two young men in a restaurant:"You're going to hate us for this..."
Hitchens: "We hate you already."
3. Friend: "You know, there are so few areas of transcendence left to us. Sports. Sex. Art … "
Hitchens: "Don't forget the miseries of others. Don't forget the languid contemplation of the miseries of others."
4. American: "Do you love us? Or do you hate us?"In all fairness, however, only the third has the quality of genuine wit. It is unexpected, funny, includes Hitchen's interlocutor in the joke and can be forgiven the hiccup of that in situ redraft ("the languid contemplation...."). The fourth response would occur to most people — the American set himself up. The other two are straightforward ambushes, in which Hitchens uses the civility of his interlocutors against them: they do not yet know that he hates them and — surprise! — in a cunning coup de grace, he reveals that he does. Conversation over. How admirable are these sudden-death flame-outs exactly, let alone "deep","Ciceronian" or "Demosthenian"? I have the greatest respect for Hitchens as a writer, but Amis seems a little over impressed with the hostility levels of his friend. Maybe he is fond of these comebacks precisely because they don't translate so well — they are funny from only one point in the room, Amis's, which is to say the point occupied by a forgiving friend.
Hitchens: "It depends on how you behave."
Happy Easter, everybody

Apr 22, 2011
An actor's life for thee and me, Brad

"In this age of diminution and vulgarity at the movies, Malick conducts himself with the austerity of Chaplin and Kubrick – doing it his way, disdaining the press, but getting people to pay for it all. Never forget that a movie director is not just a master of imagery and drama, a conductor of actors, music and design. He is a guy who can persuade someone to put up millions on an airy conversation about life, plants, astronomy and philosophy." — David Thomson, The Gaurdian
Yes it must be a terrific thrill to boss people around like that, and be rude to the press, and stick conversations about life, plants, astronomy into a movie on someone else's dime just because one can, because one is a master filmmaker and all that, although I've never gotten the vicarious thrill from watching those things that some people do — films bent to the will of a master. If Kubrick and Malick ares masters, as no-one seems to tire of saying, what does that make us? Slaves? As I get older, the more easily bored I am of 'mastery', the more it seems a young man's dream — young men, film directors and film critics. The rest of us, as we plod through life, realise just how little we are actually master of, how little we resemble master film directors and more those poor, distracted cattle, the actors. That's my experience anyway. I don't get out of bed in the morning, bark "action" and see my day whip itself into shape. I stumble out of bed, trying to remember my lines, hit my marks as best I can, only to find, six months down the line, that half my performance was not used, or that I'm actually appearing in a comedy not a tragedy as I thought, or that the whole film is crap, through no fault of my own, or maybe it's just my fault, since everyone else knew they were in a comedy apparently, but me. I'm less like the master Malick, in other words, and more like that poor boob Brad Pitt.
Apr 21, 2011
REVIEW: Water For Elephants

Apr 20, 2011
REVIEW: Rio (dir. Saldanha)

Apr 19, 2011
On my ipod: April 19th 2011

1. Dazzling Blue, Paul Simon2. Civilization, Justice3. Take Me Back Again, Teddy Thompson4. Time to Wander, Gypsy and the Cat5. Cardiac Arrest, The Teddybears6. Fall, Lanu7. Dust Bowl Children, Alison Krauss and Union Station8. Lippy Kids, Elbow9. Container Park, The Chemical Brothers10. Amarillo, Gorillaz
Apr 17, 2011
REVIEW: Bill Cunningham New York

Apr 14, 2011
In The Rooms: party pix from The Spotted Pig
From The Economist:—
"What happens when a non-alcoholic starts going to AA meetings? A splash of cynicism, a dash of self-doubt and a good measure of humour, according to Tom Shone’s new novel, In the Rooms .... Mr Shone has a sharp eye for contemporary Manhattan, perhaps because he emigrated there from Britain himself. His skilful turn of phrase instantly draws the scene. You feel safe in his literary hands as Patrick wanders blindly down paths unknown, colliding with troubled people on the mend—gruff Douglas, friendly but crazy Felix and the intoxicating but damaged Lola... Mr Shone injects plenty of satirical laughs. Alcoholism is a sensitive subject, and he treads carefully the ironic line between tragedy and comedy... But behind the comedy he also muses on larger themes without being preachy: the American Dream, and how foreigners get sucked in by New York’s neon lights and either enjoy the ride or get spat out; self-discovery, a key aim for recovering alcoholics but also a universal goal; and man’s relationship with booze.... Mr Shone maintains a pace that whips the story back to reality. In the Rooms is an entertaining page-turner about humanity, with plenty of hilarity."
More reviews here.
Apr 13, 2011
Ladies and gentlemen, be ready for take off

If you're a fan of Shone's movie blog (and if you aren't, what's wrong with you?), you'll discover a whole 'nuther side to him in his just-published novel In the Rooms, one of the few novels set in Manhattan that gives you a true feel for the city, the meteorological shifts of mood and status from one block to another, the subtle codes of manner and micro-inflections of irony that baffle his protagonist (a London literary agent named Patrick who decamps to New York after fizzling out in his native backyard), the sonic semiology of car honks, the secularly churchiness of AA meetings and brittle crunch of book parties.
Later tonight I hope to thank the estimable Wolcott, whose gimlet-eyed observations I used to devour when I was but a junior punk on Fleet Street trying to perfect a Johnny Rottenesque critical sneer, not daring to dream of one day coming to New York myself, but I would also like to do so publically on this blog. Wolcott's limber, double-jointed prose continues to inspire in me a mixture of gobsmacked awe that such things are possible, and meek resentment that only one man seems capable of bringing it off. The same feeling I get watching chinese gymnasts. This Homer appears to be nod-free.
Apr 12, 2011
What happens when artists sober up

"Martin Scorsese put down drugs and made two comedies and a film about Jesus. Raymond Carver quit the booze and produced Cathedral, an unexpectedly redemptive volume of stories, complete with allegorical blind men, praised by critics for the luminosity of its prose. Damien Hirst got sober and produced a version of the Last Supper featuring ping pong balls and a series of dazzlingly colorful butterfly paintings. Even Charles Bukowski, briefly sober to battle tuberculosis, found himself composing a series of poems about his cats and one about the “little bluebird in my heart.”I say,The headaches are biggest for the bad boys, whether bad boy poets (Bukowksi), bad boy painters (Hirst), or bad boy actors (Sheen). Theirs is the most humbling of climb-downs. Dark sides tend to shrivel beneath the pitiless fluorescent glare of the rehab; nothing shrinks the gonads more than the prospect of drawing up an amends list to the bats whose heads you’ve bitten off. Stephen King used to drink a case of sixteen-ounce tallboys a night—he can barely remember writing Cujo, he was so loaded—but after a family intervention in 1987, he finally sobered up, although arguably his work knew before he did. One of the things that makes The Shining one of the best books ever written about alcoholism is that it doesn’t know what it is about. It was an act of urgent self-diagnosis, conducted in the pitch dark. Once King shone a light into the closet and found out what the real monster was, his work took on a much baggier, more therapeutic feel, with less overly supernatural elements and more in the way psychological demons, metaphorical ghosts. His novels self-exorcised."
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?— from my article about sobriety and the arts for Slate
Apr 10, 2011
INTERVIEW: Evan Rachel Wood

"Most actresses, given an anger scene, deliver a single parp on the self-pity blowhorn, but Wood--loosing arias of rage upon the head of her mother (Holly Hunter)--uncovered all manner of fear and heartbreak and doubt, all the stuff that anger is designed to cloak. “She has this music inside of her that allows her to hit different variants on a note,” says Redford. “Its almost like she’s daring herself to go further, but at the same time be on guard. It creates a great tension, and gives everything she does bite.” Wood is indeed unsettling. Ensconced in a penthouse suite at the London Hotel, a hair and make-up team flit around her in preparation for the red-carpet premiere of the HBO series Mildred Pierce, in which she also stars. She exudes an enamelled poise, dressed in a mauve Gucci dress and boots, her skin a flawless porcelain, her azure eyes staring you down with coltish defiance. As a kid, she used to delight in freaking out her parents theatre friends in Raleigh, North Carolina with her unblinking impersonations of Liz Taylor and Katherine Hepburn (“I just loved watching the look on people’s faces. They would be like: what just happened?”) and now, at 23, has already gone head-to-head with Kate Winslet (Pierce), Holly Hunter (Thirteen), and Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler). Her first rule of acting: show no fear."
— from my profile of Evan Rachel Wood for New York magazine. My review of Mildred Pierce here.

Favorite sentence of the week
"Her storytelling ability and word usage (coming from me, who has written many bestsellers), is not at a very high level." — Donald Trump, in a letter to the New York Times complaining about a column by Gail Collins
Apr 9, 2011
REVIEW: Hanna (dir. Wright)

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