You may call me Adjunct Professor...

... as of Labor Day, I will be teaching a recitation class on the Language of Film as part of the Cinema Studies department at NYU's Tisch School of the Arts. Friends attempting to disguise themselves as students with Nicolas Cage quiffs in order to hear my fresh-minted oratory will be kept after class and made to watch Tarkovsky's Andrei Rublev repeatedly. Wives expecting to gain a B.A. in Cinema Studies on the basis that they "get to hear this shit at home" will be awarded a hand-crafted certificate of merit.